this is heartbreaking
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
For a moment the last sunshine fell with romantic affection upon her glowing face; her voice compelled me forward breathlessly as I listened—then the glow faded, each light deserting her with lingering regret, like children leaving a pleasant street at dusk.
|parents:||you need to go out more|
|parents:||you need to exercise more|
|parents:||YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????|
|parents:||HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???|
|parents:||why are you getting angry|